Thread: Wal-Mart Scam

ATTENTION WAL-MART SCAM I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me, as i have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your ...windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No" and instead ask for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other ...one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and once again on Sunday.

-HotKarl

lmao

I was almost molested at a walmart by a 90 year old man asking me if I could help him fit into a pair of pants in the mens dressing room. Fun times!

.... okay then

how is that situation anything but awesome

Yeah it's pretty epic, but the humor was lost on me and Deano had to re-explain it, then I just felt dumb. LOL.